Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Am I going to Jail?!?!?!

I was Alllllllllllllllllllllllllll set to go to bed...... I studied my eyes out tonight..... and was actually tired and thought "Ya know I really should check my email just one more time tonight".......

Soooooo I click over to AOL..... Sign on and what's the first message I see....

"AM I GOING TO JAIL" (from no one else but MY MOTHER!!!!!!!!!) I think it's a forward so I kind of roll my eyes and wonder what the heck she's sent me now.......

I open it...... and she's SERIOUS! LoL

I won't post what she said..... But I will say she basically RIPPED a certain congressman (Dennis Kucinich) apart in an email and sent it to him.....

I laughed....... and I laughed............ and then I laughed so hard that I almost choked......

And to answer your question..... NO Mom, I don't think you'll go to jail...... But I SO need to get you OFF of the damn computer before you do!!!!!!!

And for the love of all that is sacred PLEASE stop telling people that you dislike them so much that they "make your rear hurt"......

Simply say....... Mr. Kucinich Kiss My (ahem) insert profanity here!!!!!

Cripe..... She got Myspace last week and now she's e-mailing congressmen.... I thought it was MY job to give HER grey hair and not HER job to give ME grey hair!!!!

Keep it up young lady and your grounded!!!!

(And Yes I am STILL laughing over this)

~~O gawd~~....... I just had a HORRIBLE thought...... What if she learns how to blog!!!!!!!!

On that note.......... and in order to feel like I *am* doing my job...... I'm going to remind her that *I* will be driving her on her vacation in a few weeks and I hope she enjoys the 10 hours of THIS while on the road....

That'll teach her ;0)~

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