I'm not going to *generalize* and say *all* liberals hate SUV's because quite frankly that would be innacurate... I'm not even sure that you can *type* a person that bitches about SUV's... (other than the term "nosey & busy body" I just don't think it's possible....
I recently read a post on a Greenpeace forum thread and the title was "Why I hate SUVS" I got a real kick out of this nut job....
She claimed the following....
1. By driving my vehicle of choice I am polluting the earth and slowly killing it.... (Yet in another post she admitted to using aerosol cleaners and hair spray)
2. By driving my vehicle of choice I am making it un-safe for other drivers as the SUV is to large and she can't see around it... (Uhhhm as I pointed out to her if YOU are having a problem navigating your vehicle then it is YOU who are making it unsafe for other drivers..... (somehow she didn't understand that one)
3. By driving my vehicle of my choice I am putting my children at risk because of the poor safety rating.... (I attempted to point out to her that I was in somewhat of a nasty tip over situation a year and a half ago and EVERYONE involved getting my SUV out of the situation told me that if I would not have been driving what I was driving we WOULD have went over)... so again a flawed theory..
She ended her post with the following.....
PEOPLE WE NEED TO STOP THEM!!!!!!!! BEFORE IT IS WAY TOO LATE!!!!!!!!
To which I replied.....
Dearest Tree Hugger.....
Did you know that the average person uses 57 sheets of toilet paper per day? That's 20,805 sheets per year or more than 50lbs. for each and every American!
That adds up to more than 100,000,000 rolls of toilet paper per day in America alone!
You start wiping with leaves and I'll consider getting a Volkswagon....
Til then Happy Wiping........
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Hypocrisy, thy name is "Greenpeace".
Or...Al Gore. :P
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