AFNI Collection Agency

As most of you know I am a "Consumer Advocate" and frequent a consumer board (link to the right) :0)

I've been struck with a ton of collection calls lately for people I've never even heard of..... (Although I am begining to feel quite close to them as it seems on a daily basis I am getting calls for them)

The most recent call was this morning from a wonderful *agency* named AFNI..... (Yes I know *who* they are and I'm quite aware of their reputation..... They have called me a total of 14x in the last month or so wanting to speak to a (insert name here) NOT me...

So this morning I decided Ok.. Enough is Enough I've played nice and pressed the 4 button and explained they had the wrong number 13x so I'm done.......

I grabbed my recorder which I leave by the phone and answered..... The following was the taped conversation :)

:::::::Phone Rings:::::::::

Me Hello

AFNI: (Automated Dialer/ Pre-recorded Message ) If this is XXXXXXX please press 1, if this is NOT XXXXXXXXX press 4 to repeat this message press #

Me: (Press 1 because I've told these dolts to remove me 13 times)

AFNI Agent: May I speak to Colleen?

Me: No she's currently sitting on the toilet

AFNI Agent: Excuse me?

Me: I said she's on the toilet...... She had cabbage ........it ran right through her

AFNI: Is this Colleen?

Me: No it's not and I don't know who this woman is.... I've told you guys 13x to not call my home that this person does not live here so I think I'm just going to start inventing stories about her for my entertainment

AFNI: Maam do you realize that this is not a joke and this is an important business matter?

Me: Maam do you realize that your taking up my valuable time and forcing me to get off my rear everytime you call.......

AFNI: Is this Colleen?

Me: Do you have a problem with the english language?

AFNI: Excuse me?

Me: I said ..........Do You Speaka English

AFNI: I think you are Colleen and I think your avoiding your debt

Me: Well why don't you tell me about this debt and violate the FDCPA and 3rd party disclosure

AFNI Have a good day maam

Me: One more thing

AFNI Yes?

Me: Remove my number and do NOT call my home again..... You are hereby put on notice that this call was recorded and if your auto dialer reaches out to my home again I will be seeking damages...... This is highly inconvienant and I'm tired of it....

AFNI : :::::::::CLICK::::::::::::

Ten Bux says they will call tomorrow.... and when they do..... I think "Mistress Colleen will be with one of her submissives practicing bondage.... (yah sounds like a good story line to me)