You'll have these types..........

Well, if any of you care I happen to have a neighbor from H-E-L-Lo.... He seems innocent enough, kinda looks like an oompa loompa from the Wonka Chocolate Factory....

I've come to the conclusion that the has a Napoleon Complex....... He's probably only 5'6 (maybe 5'7 if he wears platforms, he's balding and he's a "Stay At Home Dad" Which do NOT misunderstand me....... There is NOTHING wrong with being a "Stay At Home Dad" when you actually STAY AT HOME TO WATCH the children and don't hire a nanny while your wife's gone. (cough)

Still NONE of that is ANY of my business........

It becomes MY business when Oompa Loompa Man decides to walk our property line with his 12 guage, fire 500 feet from our home and drag a dead deer in front of my children.....

Still I've never said anything to him about that incident and just decided to let it go...... (quite honestly I question his stability)

This same *character* has arrived on my porch yelling at me to keep my cat off of his property.... (Uhhh wait we own 4 acres our surrounded by nothing but trees, have deer, raccoons, COWS, horses, (not mine) ) running around yet he decides to yell at me over MY CAT?!?! Uhhh Screw that......

So I basically tell him I'll do my best to keep my furry creature off of his property and remind him that we are in the COUNTRY and NOT city...... (He is new to the country so I have to try to give him the benefit of the doubt as he is totally CLUELESS to country living)

He's moved on to yapping about hubby open burning.... Yes folks my hubby is commiting the Gore Unforgiveable sin...... HE BURNS! He follows the rules (not til after 6pm) and just about EVERYONE else on this road does it also...... Yet Oompa Loompa has found it in his heart to scream about it because we do it.........

The funny thing on this one is he WAITS til hubby pulls out of the drive and then sneaks through the trees to pound on my door...... (Mom always taught me NOT to walk on other folks grass but hey guess his mother forgot MANNERS when raising him)

Well, yesterday and today was the LAST straw with this humanoid.......

Hubby was outside with one of our two dogs yesterday and oompa decided to patrol the property boarder.. Joey (our dog) caught him and started barking........ Oompa muttered he'd "snap his neck" if he got any closer........ (hubby was smart and didn't bother telling me that until TODAY) I think he knew I'd SNAP on oompa if he did...........

Then today while my children our outside with hubby Oompa decides to do another "patrol" of the property line...... He scared my 6 year old to tears......


THAT did it...... I'm officially DONE with this man......

So I went and purchased the UGLIEST tarps I could find and started lining our property line with them..... They are 12 feet high and 25 feet long........ We managed to get 100 feet up today and will work on the rest over the coming months.......

Within 3 hours of the "tarps" being up Oompa had his sidekick who lives across the street walking over to complain....... I'm still not sure why as we can't even see the sidekick's house from our house (and he can't see ours)

To explain this better you would have to see our property, we have 4 acres, our house sits about 2 acres back...... We are SURROUNDED by woods and the ONLY people who can see our house is Oompa Loompa and that's ONLY when he "patrols" It literally is like taking a walk into the woods to get to the house...

To sum it up..... these people have issues..... I'm not sure WHAT they are, but they have them.......

I guess they have *bonded* while they wait for the school bus to pick up their children.... (sidekick doesn't work either)

Whatever the case may be...... I have a suprise for them ;0) I will NOT be kind anymore.. I will NOT tolerate their crap and I will NOT put up with their firing fire arms so close to my home........

Thank God I DO have some nice neighbors (they are on the other side and down the road) it's just these two wahooligans that seem to think they own the road......

I wonder what they will think when the "City" girl in me comes out and tells them to go get bent :)

And I seriously hope they enjoy Def Leppard, as I will be playing it as LOUD as I can get my outdoor speakers to go during hunting season.

They want city? I'll give em city..... and the beauty of it all is the township we live in does NOT have a noise ordinance AND I have the blessing of the surrounding nieghbors to "Give em Hell"......

Hell is what I plan on giving them :)