Oompa Take 3 :0)

Ok maybe I should just rename this blog to Psycho Neighbor.....

Got home tonight and it's pitch dark.... No biggie I'm used to that, so I'm carrying my youngest son in, trying to keep track of my youngest daughter and my other son while my oldest daughter is fumbling with the keys to get in the back french doors......

We FINALLY get in and I let our dogs out to go potty, grab the flashlight and go back outside with them to keep an eye on them..... I hear this "rustle" in the trees so immediately swing the flashlight in that direction and what do I see?

Someone standing inside the tree line and two light reflections (it looked like eyes staring at me) ..... Then POOF down on their knees they go and I loose track of them..... I listen some more and hear them running off.....

I was NOT in the LEAST bit scared...... Instead what do I do? LAUGH.... and being the smart butt I am yell GOD I LOVE MY NEIGHBOR! What an IDIOT! then I start laughing again..... Why I found this funny is beyond me but I STILL am laughing.....

Hubby gets home about five minutes later and I tell him what happened and he is absolutely F.U.R.I.O.U.S. he CHARGES outside and finds that someone has ripped the privacy screen that we put up down in spots and flips out even a little bit more.....

Now, the question on my mind is was it really "Oompa".... I know he has night vision goggles but I have NO clue what night vision goggles look like when you shine a light on them in the darkness..... I am 99% certain that WAS the "light" reflection I saw (it had a goldish, yellow hue to it) and was about the size of a dime or quarter...... I could NOT see a face just the two "lights" but KNEW it was someone because when the light hit them they immed. fell..... (God I hope it hurt) LOL

I'm *tempted* to call the sheriff but I'm just NOT that way..... instead I'll just mark it down and add it to the list of "Oompa(isms)"

As for it being him..... Well if it's not he has a TROLL living on his property.... and seeing that hunting season opens at the strike of midnight....

My money says it was him.....

I'm thinking I'm going to start carrying mace and maybe apply for a concealed carry.......

What a Psycho!