Anyone else getting 900 calls a day from Obama's camp begging for votes? I'm just beyond sick of it..... They've managed to hit my Mother In-law, and Mother and now me within 2 days..... MIL hung up on them..... Mom (well I won't tell you what mom said but the lady on the other end replied to her with "You know what I am not going to listen" and then hung up on her..... (Hey the apple didn't fall to far from the tree) LOL
Which brings me to today's "interesting call"......I didn't get angry, but boy did I have fun with them.....This poor guy went through his script and I listened and then he says "Can I count on your support"....
My reply was Weeeeeeeeeeeeeell, what kind of cigarettes does Obama smoke? The poor man had no clue and it through him totally off guard....
I-I don't know maam!
Me: I'm not a "maam" I'm a "sir"
Oh Ummm I'm Uhhh
Me: It's the hormone replacement pills the doc gave me I'm having a trans-gender surgery
Oh well, ummm congratulations.... Ummm Can I count on your support?
Me: Does Obama have any high heels?
I'm sorry what?
Me: Does Obama have any high heels? Ya know I've seen his wife's shoes and I am just not impressed.
I-I don't know maam can I count on .....
Me: NO you can not count on my support, how can I vote for a man you know nothing about?
Maam, I mean Sir what would you like to know?
Me: I'd like to know what kind of cigarettes Obama smokes and if he has high heels in his wardrobe.
Sir I don't think those are appropriate questions
Me: What? This is the United States of America, Is this how your candidate will answer tough questions? Will he oppress the people and tell them he refuses to answer simply because he deems the questions inappropriate?
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God I hope they took my number off their list :0)
OH and FOR THE RECORD...... I am NOT having a trans-gender surgery... Somehow I think Rob and Carl are just going to have a little bit to MUCH fun with that......
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I got one! and so did Carl and Chrissy. I told them I was writing you in.
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