I stopped by mom's house tonight after work to pick the kiddos up..... I literally made it 2 steps into the door when I heard 3 sets of feet running to me all 3 sputtering to get the first "Mommy Mommy" out first.......
I bent down gave them all hugs and the "Mommy Mommy" war continued..... Just as I thought my head was going to start to spin I managed to get out """OOOOOOOOK Guys ONEEEEEEEE AT A TIME""" We'll flip a coin and we'll see who goes first Deal?!?!?
Logan started it off.... He only wanted to get out one sentence which was....
"Mama, Tyler slapped me in the head would you spank him?"
Tyler ofcourse responded NOOOOO I didn't he's just trying to get another one of my beanie babies! (I have a rule in our house that's simple-- if you raise your hand or you smack your brothers or sisters they get to choose a toy that is yours and keep it) It's amazing how fast the hands have stopped flying!
Once we were past *that* drama it was Chloey's turn..... THIS was the EXACT sentence she hit me with.....and the only way I can express it in "typed words"
Mama-- Sissy took me shopping today on the internet and I learned all about percentages and I can tell you what 10,20,30,40,50,60,70,80 and 90% off is on any number you give me..Give me one mama give me one!!!!!! Oooooooh and I found the most fabulous top can you buy it for me AND Tyler really did hit Logan, but logan hit him first I didn't do anything I swear and Uncle told me that if you wouldn't buy me that shirt he would buy it for me and you look pretty mommy.....
See that above paragraph? Imagine that flying at you within 5 seconds..... there was NO pause.... NO time to answer her..... NO time to give her a number... it was literally "faster than a speeding bullet"......
I kneeled down so I could look her in the eye and said.... Chloey?...... Baby...... do you realize that your body needs you to BREATHE? "Yes Mama" then S-L-O-W down and let's start this all over again......
Sissy took you shopping today?
"Yes Mama and I found this fabulous top and it's 40% off of 30.00 which makes it $18.00 plus shipping but sissy said shipping is free for any order over 25.00 so I wish it wasn't 40% off because with shipping it's gonna be 26.00 so it's really not 40% off and I really wanted this and I'm going to have to find a pair of matching"
I didn't even try to stop her I just put my index finger to my lips and said Shhhhh
She stopped and said... "I did it again huh?"......
Yes baby you did...... let's try it again....
Her reply?
Mama? Do you have $26.00 I can have?
Somehow.... I am KNOWING she did that one on purpose!
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