Who is Jack Schitt?!?!?

Some emails I just can't resist....... Especially when they come from my Mom...... I know I've said this before but you would have to truly KNOW her to realize that she just does NOT use profanity (unless royally provoked) and probably is pictured next to the term "Lady" in Wiki......

Imagine my suprise when she forwarded this one to me! (PS Remind me to check her email list I think she's being corrupted!!!!!!)


For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well thanks to my friends generous geneology efforts, you can now respond in
an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the of Needeep N. Schitt, INC. They had one son,
Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, and Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced Noe Schitt later
married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids wer living with them, she wanted
to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous dispostion named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were
inseperable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens
brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper
announced the Schitt-Happens nuptuals. The Schitt-Happens children were
Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You dont know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

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PS~ No reason behind the video...... Other than I was in the mood for some Johnny Cash.......... Enjoy and have a "Outstanding" week (inside joke)